Dr. Orin Scrivello very well may be the only doctor featured on March Madness that prefers to be leather clad and on the back of a bike. While the doctors featured previously may have created demented creatures or eaten their victims, but Dr. Orin Scrivello is in the business of making your smile look beautiful. He's your dentist, and he enjoys the career he picked. He's your dentist, and he gets off on the pain he inflicts. Although the movie/play may not be the scariest thing in the world, but his abusive tendencies are something that cannot be ignored. Don't let his large smile and Steve Martin portrayal fool you, he beats the crap out of his girlfriend. We must commend Dr. Scrivello for being the only person in existence to make being a D.D. S. sound sort of bad-ass, but also for being the only dentist in history to perform on a patient while singing with do-wop girls, after inhaling laughing gas, and without being sued. Way to go, Scrivello. Just watch out for plants with the voice of Levi Stubbs.