Now, a year later...she gets her revenge. BJ-C here has but four bugaboos. Lawn Gnomes, Clowns, Leprosy, and eye trauma. While it would be far too easy to create a clown list, we figured it'd be way too difficult to create a list for leprosy or lawn gnomes. So, I'm doing eye trauma. In the near future expect a list chock full of Spaghetti-Horror glory...and the possibility of me peeing my pants or crying in the corner in the fetal position with a thumb in my mouth.
OH. AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF STUFF THAT SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME.
I HATE lawn gnomes. HATE HATE HATE with a capital HUH sound. Animated or not, I had a small panic attack in the middle of a mall when I saw this playing on the televisions overhead. Whoever created this film can die. They can be part B in the human centipede while trying to battle Cthulhu in the pit from Army of Darkness. I don't give a flying bull testicle how cute the name sounds, this film is going to haunt my dreams until it comes out on Blu-Ray and the advertisements stop.