GIMME SOME SUGAR BABY: Bruce Campbell Burlesque!

I've never been to Coney Island, and the thought of this show being available has really made me contemplate what I'm doing here in the Midwest(other than the fact Chicago freaking rules).  Casino O' Fortune cookie are the same people that have created burlesque shows inspired by Johnny Cash, Patrick Swayze, Queen, Costello, and even Pulp Fiction. The latest creation to seduce and entertain is a show dedicated to the sexiest man to ever wield a chainsaw, Bruce Campbell.  There will be a bald magician, there will be fire eating, and of course, there will be a striptease.

From their official website: Casino O’Fortune Cookie Productions consists of burlesque stars Anita Cookie and Clams Casino and emcee Neil O’Fortune. Separately, Clams and Anita are multiple award-winning stars who have performed and produced on stages across the country. Neil is the host of the popular live downtown game show, the Gameshow Speakeasy. In 2008, they decided to put together their years of performing and producing experience, and begin producing burlesque shows together, with a distinctive approach. Every show showcases a beloved musical or pop culture icon, combined with world-class casts of burlesque and cabaret stars, live music and production numbers to create a truly unique, sexy and hilarious stage event!

In all honesty, I won't be able to make this show.  This doesn't mean that you can't though!  If you're anywhere on the East coast, I suggest you get yourself ten bucks and truck yourself to Coney Island to check it out.  The show will be performing on Thursday, August 5th  at 9:00pm.  It looks to me like it will be a guaranteed sexy time.  I mean, half naked chicks dedicated to Bruce Campbell? It's like a walking wet dream for horror nerds.  BE THERE.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, CHECK OUT THEIR OFFICIAL WEBSITE