BJ-C'S FAVORITE BOOB RELATED DEATHS!

Boobs and horror just seem to go together like ramalamalama ka dingity ding de dong. It's almost protocol for every female in a horror film to be absolutely stacked and in tight fitting clothing. On a more personal level, I seem to have acquired a little "BJ-C's boobie fan base"from the amount of emails I've received lately requesting topless video blogs. I'm fully accepting of the typical horror fan's obsession with mammaries, but I really believe that it is next to impossible to show a boob related death in a horror film and not cringe a little bit. The boob trauma is the equivalent to the male's dick chop scene. It doesn't matter how hilarious the situation may be, I'm going to hold tight to my lady humps every time I see another woman in the same pain. So here is a list of my favorite boob related deaths!

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL KARMA: Scream
Poor Tatum. Rose McGowan is one of the most idolized of all horror actresses of the modern age, and part of her charm is the nice set she's got stuck to her. The people behind Scream finally put good use to the "big boobs = death" rule in horror films and used them as the literal cause of her death. If Rose McGowan was maybe a B-Cup, she'd have totally shimmied her way through the doggy door.
A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE "NIP SLIP": Ichi The Killer
When it comes to the Japanese, they truly go balls to the wall in terms of graphic violence. A tale of sadomasochism spiked up to the nth degree. Ichi actually slices off a woman's nipple. It would be one thing to just know about it, but of course Takashi Mike has to make sure we see every glorious detail. *shivers*
FORMULA SOUNDS MIGHTY FINE RIGHT ABOUT NOW: Grace
No one actually dies in this film directly due to breast related injury, but there is so much boob trauma in this film it almost makes me never want to have children. Baby Grace feeds off of human blood and absolutely TEARS her mother's hooters apart. If that wasn't bad enough, there's an extremely disturbing psuedo-sexual scene between two old people that contains breast feeding. Awkward...
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE BITES DOWN: Interview with a Vampire
I am one of those people who absolutely adores this Anne Rice film adaptation despite Tom Cruise being the worst possible choice for Lestat of all time. However, that doesn't change the fact that a seemingly erotic scene takes a dastardly turn as Lestat bites down on a woman's breast causing her blouse and corset to bleed through.
WHY I'LL NEVER PIERCE MY NIPPLES: Cannibal Ferox
I'm being 100% genuine when I say that this scene is the reason I'll never pierce my nipples. In an already extremely disturbing film, we have to throw in a sequence where a woman has huge metal hooks shoved into her chest. I physically cringe every time I'm exposed to this scene and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Ginger, Snapped: Freddy Vs. Jason
My goodness, can we talk about a train wreck of a movie? If we push aside the fact that FVJ is by far one of the worst slasher films of either franchises, we are left with the beautiful Katharine Isabelle with an exploding chest. Granted it's more of a "heart" trauma than anything, but her headlights still feel quite a bit of pain on that one.THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LETTING STRANGERS FONDLE YOU: My Bloody Valentine
In one of the best slasher films to pop out of the 80's, we were given an over the top view of heart and "love" related deaths. In the opening scene of MBV, a super hot babe lets a strange man in a mask fondle her, to only be shoved into a metal spike that shoves right through her chest.THANK GOD I'M ALL NATURAL: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
I freely admit that I am a total Tromaniac. The first time I saw Poultrygeist, I was filled with great delight with the over-the-top gore, ridiculous deaths, cheesy dialogue, catchy songs, and of course...the bitch who gets her implants ripped right out of her. There is no better boob related death, and there will never be one that even comes close to this one. It's bad enough that you're being picked apart by the chicken dead, but to watch someone rip your implants right out of your body and flash them to your face...that's the ultimate case of adding insult to injury.