Sunday, May 30, 2010

TEEN WOLF PACKS: IT'S NOT A GANG, IT'S A FAMILY

As much as I'd like to write you all a post about teenagers that are part wolf with abilities to make game winning shots in basketball games, I unfortunately have the displeasure of informing you fine Womanizers about an epidemic attacking the youth of America. Thanks to a wonderful thing called Twatlight and the fact that vampires are like soo conformist, teens are taking the role of werewolves and walking around public dressed like them. Let me rephrase that, they're dressing like Ville Valo inspired hottopic kids with Tripp pants hooked with wolf tails, fangs, and colored contact lenses. Of course they don't actually wear wolf clothing like furries or anything, because you can't be different unless you have greasy black hair and cheap black eyeliner. These "wolf packs" seem to be "expressing themselves" and invading Texas, San Antonio to be exact. I know that kids will do anything to fit in these days, but this is ridiculous. If my kid ever decided to dress like a werewolf to express themself, I'd make him wear a fur suit. Idiots.

20 comment(s):

Andre said...

I love this. My friend sent me this last week and ever since then I've been dreaming about Wolfy Blackheart. Sigh....

stonerphonic said...

too many werewolves... not enuff silver bullets...

Matt-suzaka said...

Ha, I watched this the other day and couldn't believe I never thought of being a werewolf in school. Seriously, werewolves are way cooler than jock, or skaters, or even stoners!

My favorite part of this clip is when the mom is all okay with it, saying that if dressing like and being a werewolf is the worst thing he does, she feels blessed. Wonder if she'll feel blessed when she finds his stash of dead animal carcasses under his bed, right next to his special sock?

Mike Snoonian said...

The unintentional comedy scale is through the roof with this clip.

I think my favorite moment is when one of the girls says gangs are simple looking for attention-says the girl wearing a wolf tail and fangs. oh my.

James C. Sugrue said...

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.

Rabid Fox said...

I've seen a couple of news articles on the supposed craze of teen werewolf gangs/packs. And each time I see a photo, all I can think of is: These emo kids really need a fucking hobby. It's like the goth crowd decided to issue a big "fuck you" to PETA by wearing furry tails on the back of their skinny jeans.

s.isaac said...

Hmm.. I really liked your blog until this. Not very savvy to use the same article almost down to the structure, let alone entering it with the same Teen Wolf movie.


http://nocturnalnoises.blogspot.com/2010/05/doomed-san-antonio-wolf-packs.html

Terrible, just an FYI my articles are not only on a blog and are copy written, they are published as well. So please, either source if you are going to demolish my article, or even better choose your own!
Unfair, but totally expected.

eTxZombie said...

"I wear a fake tail and fuckin fangs but those people in gangs are all just stupid posers." lmao

eTxZombie said...

"They even meet under a full moon. If their parents let them" lmao classic. Gotta love my home state.

BJ-C said...

@S. Issac-I'd like to also inform you that if you're going to accuse me of stealing your article, you should check with the 12 other blogs I can name offhand who have also not only done articles about this video that has gone viral, but also made the teen wolf comparison. If you believe you are the original person who has made the Teen Wolf vs. Teens who think they're wolves comparison, you are highly mistaken.

I was brought to this article by a friend on my facebook page, not your blog article. Go google "teens dressed like wolves" we're not the only people covering it, and I would never steal someone's articles. Our articles are completely different and if you're willing to accuse someone who HAS been blatantly plagiarized before of stealing your article, you better have proof.

Have a good day.

shellizzie01 said...

Hey...so I'm technically in a wolf pack...I don't have greasy hair, I don't wear fangs, or dark black eyeliner and I definitly don't kill animals and am a strong follower of PETA. I heard about wolf packs in my freshman year of high school which was 4 years ago. Me and one of my best friends made our own pack and we don't wear our tails or ears unless it's during a meeting and it's kind of like every other clique, jocks wear jerseys, cheerleaders wear their skirts...if your in musical you wear the t-shirt for the musical...there is no difference and it has nothing to do with twilight or any of that...i've just always been fascinated by myth and legend and a wolf pack is a 2nd family...people who care about me.

trey said...

@shellizzie01 i also thinkthere is nothing wrong with it and all those f@#kin haters need to shut the f@#k up .......stupid bastards and besides im thinking of making my own now

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Ellena Alraune said...

When I was around 17-25, I was heavily into the goth/industrial scene in San Antonio. At the age of 31, I still love the music, and no matter what I wear (I could be wearing a polo shirt for work, or bright colors even), inevitably, some ignorant redneck ends up asking if I am "goth", once a week. (I even had one very annoying drunk guy TELL me I was goth, very forcefully and rudely- as in "You ARE Goth", he insisted. Though I am at the moment in Ohio, I fondly remember the fun clubbing days in San Antonio and shudder at the thought of Twilight kids running around with glow-in-the-dark fangs. In my day we were always screaming about how everything assumed Marilyn Manson was "goth" (which is simply untrue.) I suppose things were simpler then. But kids dressed up as WEREWOLVES? Wow. I would just be extremely annoyed. :P

KittyIsAFailKid said...

My twin is in a wolf pack and he is perfect! i wear a wolf tail and i'm joining a pack near where i live neither of us have greasy black hair....we both have brown hair and I wear eyeliner but its not cheap TRUST ME!. if you don't like how someone is dressing why bother blogging it :L my family thinks i'm a freak and kie's family thinks he is different so honestly just back off and leave people to do what they want in their life. sheesh your not their parents pfft honestly :L

Anonymous said...

I'm wolf. I do wear a real tail, and I love who I am. Deikitsen Wolfram Lupus was my Alphas Mate. We miss him. I have been wolf for a long time and everybody loves me just the way I am. I'm not afraid of people. They have their own opinions and if you pull my tail I will hurt you. I wear my tail all over. I wear my collar and leash. It's perfectly fine to be different. We are who we are. Don't judge us because we are different. Respect us because we aren't afraid of being different. I love being different. I wouldn't change who I am. I'm not going to either. I love you Dei... Im doing this for you and all the other wolves, packs, and 'freaks' out there. I love you all. Haters? We hate you too. <3 Bella Wolfram Lure. Beta of the Luna Heart Wolf Pack.

Dragoste Lupine said...

I have a massive problem with this article... For, you see. I myself am the alpha of my own wolf pack. In England. Me and my pack get a lot of funny looks around our local towns for how we look but we don't care. I have a tail and collar that I wear everywhere with me. We don't care, we're family and we all have a bit of wolf in us in some way. And I swear to god. If anybody touches me with intention to cause me pain I will bite you and snap your arm.
Sincerely
Dragoste Lupine Alpha of the Moondust Pack

tabitha ruark said...

Where do you buy the wolf tails and fangs?I want some to make my own pack in delaware! We gotta stick together!!!!!!

tabitha ruark said...

Where do you get the tails and fangs i need to know i want to start a pack in delawear.

tabitha ruark said...

Where do you get all of it the tails i looked but could not find them i'm trying to start my own pack but i do not know where to get them. Can you help me delaware needs a pack too. PEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

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