As much as I'd like to write you all a post about teenagers that are part wolf with abilities to make game winning shots in basketball games, I unfortunately have the displeasure of informing you fine Womanizers about an epidemic attacking the youth of America. Thanks to a wonderful thing called Twatlight and the fact that vampires are like soo conformist, teens are taking the role of werewolves and walking around public dressed like them. Let me rephrase that, they're dressing like Ville Valo inspired hottopic kids with Tripp pants hooked with wolf tails, fangs, and colored contact lenses. Of course they don't actually wear wolf clothing like furries or anything, because you can't be different unless you have greasy black hair and cheap black eyeliner. These "wolf packs" seem to be "expressing themselves" and invading Texas, San Antonio to be exact. I know that kids will do anything to fit in these days, but this is ridiculous. If my kid ever decided to dress like a werewolf to express themself, I'd make him wear a fur suit. Idiots.