TOYS R US: A FUNHOUSE OF HORROR

As a child, one of the things I took the most pride in was the fact my parents always got me toys that represented the things I enjoyed. I had little stuffed Jack Skellingtons, Batman action figures, and even horrifying rag dolls that only I would ever love. With today's society being so weird about violence and making everything "age appropriate" I began to fear that children would never be able to experience the fun of having their own stuffed Frankenstein or Wolfman action figure. Today, two of my very close horror enthusiast, life long friends went to Toys R Us to wreak havoc. Not only did riding child scooters and playing every instrument in the store commence, but we also found some toys that even the youngest boils and ghouls could enjoy.

Hey look! You can give your kid a REAL vampire to idolize

Show your children the side effects of not following directions by throwing one of these dandies in their Easter basket!
How about a friendly reminder about the rules of Halloween?One of these things is not like the other...
Yes, that is a Nightmare on Elm Street 4 doll. NOES 4?! Who even watches that?! Who loves it enough to make an action figure?!Who you gonna call?! Who cares. It's a freaking slimer that you can keep.You can even have your very own RE zombie and RE zombie dog! A little morbid, but still awesome.Or your own Licker! Which really crank my nerves.
...but of course Twatlight ruins everything good.