Being a total couch potato
Sleeping after not being able to for weeks.
Tanning. Don't kill me, but otherwise I'm purple from my circulatory problems.
Throwing up jazz hands whenever I feel.
Beauty Pageants.
Boning on my dead husband's grave. Wait...let's be honest...it's not MY husband.
Baton twirling. Or killing baton twirlers...whichever you prefer.
Playing "Chubby Bunny"
Eating food that I know is bad for me.
Going to the movies.
Giving people the stink eye.
Morning yoga.
Taking baths after a rough day.
Spending quality time with my Mommy.
Doing everything for the people I love.
Being a total couch potato
Sleeping after not being able to for weeks.
Tanning. Don't kill me, but otherwise I'm purple from my circulatory problems.
Throwing up jazz hands whenever I feel.
Beauty Pageants.
Boning on my dead husband's grave. Wait...let's be honest...it's not MY husband.
Baton twirling. Or killing baton twirlers...whichever you prefer.
Playing "Chubby Bunny"
Eating food that I know is bad for me.
Going to the movies.
Giving people the stink eye.
Morning yoga.
Taking baths after a rough day.
Spending quality time with my Mommy.
Doing everything for the people I love.
2 comment(s):
that puking-up-your-guts scene has scarred me for life
thanks, brittney...thanks
Great post!:)
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