Thursday, January 7, 2010

MTV, DAWN OF THE DEAD, SUICIDE INDUCING...ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER


Alright MTV...who the french do you think you are? First, you bring us this AMAZING opportunity to give the youth of the world a way to watch their favorite music videos 24/7. Then, you introduced us something that was pretty cool, the first reality show. Now, you've become this money hungry monopoly who brainwashes teenagers into thinking they have to look/act/be a certain way in order to be a successful member of society and like, you know, popular. You make billions of dollars exploiting the faults of others with shows like MADE and show how unintelligent the minority of our nation is with shows like The Hills or Parental Control. You SINGLE HANDEDLY are the reason the people from other countries see America and assume all women are size zeros with huge tits and bleach blonde hair past their asses.

With that being said.
STICK TO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT. Why do you find it necessary to completely suck the life out of everything that was once cherished and turn it into something awful. So you want to do "horror" eh? Remember when you stuck your hands in something "horror"? WE GOT PROM NIGHT WITH DISTRACTING SCAR ON THE MIDDLE OF HER FOREHEAD BRITTANY SNOW SCREAMING AROUND ABOUT JACK SHIT FOR TWO HOURS! Or we got My Super Psycho Sweet Sixteen which the title alone can tell you exactly how scary that film was. Or even Sorority Row. Half the cast was the brainchild of your stupid company and the only thing good that came out of that film was killing off Audrina *ceiling eyes* Patridge in the first 20 minutes.

Dawn of the Dead is arguably the zombie film that gave us the zombies we now know and love with all that we have in our undead little hearts. To think that MTV which cares more about how pretty something is rather than staying true is going to touch this makes me sick. Can you imagine seeing a zombie with fake eyelashes and a spray tan peeking out from underneath her fallen skin? That's bloody frickin' awful. I know they're using DotD for the sheer fact they can exploit the use of the mall and thus get more sponsors for the show by having an easy way to do product placements. Picture it now, Lindsay Lohan running through the mall and having to stop by the Lucky Jeans window to check out the outfit on the mannequin all the while zombies are trying to tear her down. Are you fucking kidding me?!

Or try this on for size...Zombies, running through the mall, gnawing on the flesh of teenagers who weren't quite quick enough...a young girl comes running out of a store to see a zombie eating the neck that was once her boyfriend. The girl screams in terror, starts to cry, and cue music....TAYLOR SWIFT! FML.
We can only hope they don't set it in Jersey...otherwise I think they might want to get in on this action. Kill me.

10 comment(s):

B-Sol said...

Snookie!!!

But seriously, this is saddening news. And will hopefully not take attention away from AMC's The Walking Dead.

I think your observation about product placement is dead-on.

Hey, I made a little pun :-)

Rhonny Reaper said...

HA HA i love it. and btw I LOVE the new color/look of the blog.

and i fucking HATE snookie........

MamaChelle said...

Unreal. This is why I gave up cable TV cold turkey 12 years ago. It rots your brains so bad even zombies won't want to nibble on your skull anymore.

Ryne said...

Wellllll said.
I hate MTV so much.

zombietruckstop said...

I can't find the story on BD, and I'm not really sure what you're talking about - is MTV remaking DOTD?

BJ-C said...

Zombie-Indeed they are, BD had to pull it because of lawyers and such.

Andre said...

How can anyone hate Snookie!!? She's the most entertaining thing that ever happened to my life.

oducerproducer said...

MTV has tried to remakes two of my to p5 favorite films, Rocky Horror fell through, thankfully, and now this.

Te* said...

I pictured the DOTD show to be a bit like DeGrassi...only with zombies. I can picture a Nicole Richie type running through the mall, being chased after zombies, and after they catch up to her and take a bite...they become pissed, because there is no flesh there, only bone. I stopped watching MTV years ago, when it came out in the 80's it was fantabulous, now it's just terrible. It completely abandoned everything that originally made it cool. It became less about Music and More about money, so MTV still fits it, it just has a different meaning now.

hagiblog said...

Wow, this is just the worlds worst idea ever. MTV already makes me want to stab my own eyes out but this takes the cake. Why can't they stop doing dirty things to such great horror flicks.

As soon as I can awaken the dead I'll have to set them loose at the MTV studios. I'm pretty sure that zombies in all their 'reality' programs might make it more entertaining or at the very least nobody would notice the difference.

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