Alright, you gotta admit...that title REALLY grabbed your attention didn't it? In case you don't religiously follow my blog like most of you crazy womanizers (love you all =]) you should be aware that I absolutely HATE Megan Fox. I think she's the most idiotic actress to ever hit the screen and the fact she thinks her good looks are the reason she can't get a serious role makes me want to punch her. Look at Angelina, she gets GREAT roles and she's a knockout. STFU. AAAAAAAANYWAY, this past week she did an interview with the NY Times about herself and all that mambo jambo, when she said one of the most insulting things ever to come out of her mouth.
I honestly don't think this woman thinks before she opens her mouth. I really don't. First of all, man-eating and cannibalistic when describing a human mean the same thing, so you're just getting a little redundant don't you think? I don't think she was "doubtful" about the film not making money. If she was, she wouldn't have signed on to do this role, so you're acting like the popular girl in school who teased her hair in the 80's but now looks back at it and says "I never thought it looked that cute". You're full of BULLoney. You thought you were gonna crank in the big dough and when it flopped you tried to look "too cool" for it. Eliminating middle America? Um, HELLO!? What are you new? The average man loves him some lesbians, some cheerleaders, and some gore! As far as I'm concerned, combining them all together just saves fetish time! People live for that crap, you're seriously going to tell me that an average income home raised on Rock Music, South Park reruns, and internet porn are NOT going to be interested in a lesbian, man-eating, cheerleader...played by arguably the sexiest woman alive?! I think the straightening iron took out some neurons. YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND.
You want to be a role model eh? What a role model you are. You talk poorly about the people who are funding your existence, you claim that your looks make it so you aren't taken seriously, and your whole "being different is OK" as inspired by Jennifer's Body...is seriously deranged. So you're saying its okay for girls to kill men that they don't like? That's seriously ridiculous, I'm actually a little at loss for words over this. It's women like this that give women like me a bad name. They make unintelligent claims and use their "femininity" without knowing anything about it. This is a girl-power film? Give me a fucking break. It's about a demon that eats boys. Cool, Freddy Kruegar is an old dream demon that kills teenagers, but that doesn't mean the film is going to empower the members of AARP. Honestly, if anything, it makes us look WORSE. Now guys really can say that we're man-eating, bitchy, whores. I mean you made out with like 4 people in that 2 hour film. Way to be. Jerk.