Tuesday, September 1, 2009

This is why you let the right ones in....



HE CRIES BLOOD!
Holy Crap.

7 comment(s):

B-Sol said...

He looks like the statue in the Like a Prayer video.

BJ-C said...

Too Much? I don't think so.

Pax Romano said...

WTF!?!?! And when he said that people thought he was "possessed", it only goes to show the ignorance of the rank and file. Poor kid, I hope they can figure this out - then again, if it's just a fake, I am going to have to hunt him down and kick his arse.

NoWhere MaN said...

Now I wanna see him throw up his insides, now that would be amazing and make for great TV.

the jaded viewer said...

I think he's been drinking too much True Blood.

ZedWord said...

He should be happy. He represents a step forward in human evolution. This kid may have developed the first human equivalent to the Mexican Plateau Horned Lizard's ability to shoot blood from its eyes to ward of predators. I've read that when the lizard cries blood, predators find it very foul-tasting and won't eat the little sucker.

So there you go.

Kid is safe from foxes and shit.

Evolution at work.

RayRay said...

That was tremendous. Now, in order to complete the circle, he must become a Goth kid and get vampire fang caps on his canine teeth.

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