Tuesday, September 1, 2009

TERRIBLE POSTER TUESDAY

Hurry Hurry boys and girls, it's everyone's favorite day of the week, TERRIBLE POSTER TUESDAY! I'm back in the swing of things and figured that we have enough crappy posters from the past to rip on, why not rip on the crappy posters of today! I did a vlog a bit ago about how excited I am for Jennifer's Body, which I will say is still true. I'm very excited to see this because I love Diablo Cody and I ADORE Amanda Seyfried. I could live without Megan Fox but I think this role is going to be very good for her, but we'll see.

HOWEVER. I don't pick favorites and I judge things equally. This poster, is complete garbage. First of all, Megan Fox is Megan Fox...she does NOT need to be photoshopped. She's edited so much that it looks like she was cut and pasted into the shot. Her legs are shiny, her skirt looks like it was a paper doll cut out and wrapped around her. The tank top looks like it was painted on her, those shoes look like they came out of Barbie's First Day On The Corner dreamhouse set, and her hair looks like a wig.

Then there's that desk. Um...I haven't seen a desk like that in about 10 years, and that man's fingers would be completely fallen off if it was closed that intently, just saying.

HELL YES!? What about it? That is just screaming "give me detention" and it takes away from the title of the film. If I didn't know to look at the bottom, I'd think that's the title. Stupid. I also like how the penmanship sucks to make it look more 'real'. I don't know about you, but by high school I'm pretty sure I know how to properly write an E.

I'm not even going to touch that tagline. It's whatever Tina Fey rejected for Mean Girls. Good god.

6 comment(s):

Planet of Terror said...

Sigh. Remember when horror movie posters used to be a work of art? Those were the days. ::Feels old::

Phantom of Pulp said...

Feels like STUDENT BODIES poster -- although the model was reclined in that.

allthingshorror said...

I have low expectations for this movie. Smart, telented women like Ellen Page are perfect for delivering what's sure to be snappy dialouge. Megan Fox, not so much. Can't she develop some early wrinkles or crow's feet and never be cast in anything outside a Lifetime of SyFy original movie ever again?

Amanda Seyfried on the other hand is awesome, though I sometimes confuse her with the girl from 40 Year Old Virgin/nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

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Lily Strange said...

Looks like a poster for "Tushy School." Which in case anyone wanted to know is an anal sex porn site where the participants wear those "school girl" mini skirts.
How do I know this? I used to be an adult site affiliate. Can you make a butt load of money off promoting porn? If I could, I'd still be doing it! Thus the answer would be no. But that's the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture.

B-Sol said...

I just keep thinking about how uncomfortable it must be to hold yourself in that position on a classroom desk like that. Oh and also how I would like to bang Megan Fox. If I wasn't, ya know, married and everything. And if she was like, unconscious or really drunk or something.

Keith said...

This will probably be a load of crap.

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