Friday, September 11, 2009

More reasons to call it Twatlight...


First let me just start off by saying how shocked I am that something like this hasn't come out sooner. I know there's some "Twilight Virginity" or something lame like that buzzing around already, but as for an official porn parody-this is it. They really took the big guns out in this one. They shot it in HD, which means you'll probably be able to make out every single speck of sparkle in his vampire spunk. They also bleached the hell out of this poor guy playing dear ol' Eddie. I've found that males in porn tend to be spring break tan, so for him to be this pale had to cost them a pretty penny. I wonder if Jenna Haze will make the same face in the entire film...hm...

6 comment(s):

Gore-Gore Girl said...

I was just telling someone the other day that I couldn't believe they hadn't brought out a Twilight parody. Unlike the original film, I will be watching this. Jenna Haze rocks.

P.S. What site did you get this from that censors its curse words??

Pax Romano said...

Totally off subject - I was listening to the Mail Order Zombie podcast on the ride home from work, and they mentioned your blog's THE 13 MOST BAD ASS ZOMBIE KILLERS! That's the good news. The bad news is, the host took exception to your number one choice, as he felt that Evil Dead did not feature zombies.

Can a Candarian Demon be considered a zombie? I suppose. After all, if it walks like a duck...

BJ-C said...

Pax-HOLY CRAP. Well bummer he doesn't agree with Ash, but whatever. I think so. :D

Ms Harker said...

Hilarious! Almost as good as the glitter dildo that was going around the other week, toting itself as Edward's member!

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Lily Strange said...

Well, why didn't they just go for it and call it Twatlight? I could have respected that as a name for a porn flick!
Some otherwise very lovable FB friends sent me some Twatlight gifts--and I just had to be evil as hell and send them to those of you who loathe Twatlight. Kind of like short sheeting your friend's bed at summer camp and putting itch powder in their shorts!

Jeanette said...

It looks like the guy playing James is sporting a pot belly.

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