Thursday, August 13, 2009

THIS IS WHY TWATLIGHT IS RUINING THE WORLD



Special thanks to my girl Andrea from WritRightWrote for sending me this gem via twitter.
You want to try and tell me Twatlight isn't destroying the minds of our youth?
Watching this video, you'd think they were watching the 9/11 specials on CNN....
I take back my statement on not fearing for the future of our youth...



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22 comment(s):

I Love Horror said...

I reacted the same way throughout the entirety of the feature length Doogal film.

Twilight: giving Hispanic chubsters a chance at their first orgasm since 2008.

BJ-C said...

Sometimes I remember how bitter you are about stuff and I'm like jeeze, why am I friends with such a Negative Nancy...and then I read this comment and I'm quickly reminded why.

rylestheryter said...

...wow. i mean...jesus this is just sad. i still hold a small, flickering torch for the Twilight saga (however difficult these bandwagon jumping fangirls make it) but christ, this is ridiculous.

MonsterScholar said...

I Love Horror,

OMG that was the first thing that popped into my head. haha

I was anxious for a werewolf or another foul monster to come in and attack them through the open window on the right, but the real horror was right in front of me the whole time

The trailer had the effect of an ecstasy high! The girl wearing the Cullen crest was like a smashed raver, "I love you!"

Thanks for the link BJ-C!

Anna said...

Man. That was...what was that?

Who else wanted to see someone pop through that door/window right at about the 2:30 mark? Just to scare the ever-loving shit out of those girls?

Xane and Dane Dravor said...

WOW! What else is there to say really? Not a fan of Twilight and this may be a very big reason I never will be.

BJ-C said...

@everyone

Yeah. Basically. This is horrifying. I seriously don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Something Dreadful said...

This has reached into the pit of my deepest nightmares and strummed my inner terror with long and icy fingers. O___O

Kill it with fire.

The Divemistress said...

I actually had to stop watching the Brit. She made me so uncomfortable...like I was invading her privacy during the most intimate of moments.

*shivers*

Knarf Black XIV said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

NoWhere MaN said...

I hate people! People really need to be shot in the face.

*and by people I mean those 3 girls.

Planet of Terror said...

I want approximately 6 min. of my life back. Have you seen the movie Idiocracy? Talk about life imitating art.

rxchy said...

People need lives. D: Getting so excited by a trailer? A TWILIGHT trailer? They need to get out more.

Rick "The Hat" Bman said...

my god... the dialog for these movies is awful..

"You're my only reason to stay... alive... if that's what I am."

Seeing how these girls react to that makes me fear for the future of our youth. Of course I work at a library so I also know plenty of grown women who like these books and movies. That worries me quite a bit as well.

Lily Strange said...

Oh mercy. I am now going to start building a shelter under my mobile home and stocking it with food. Not for the coming zombie invasion but for the Twilight Fan Invasion. There is no hope--bring on the earth destroying meteor!

MacReady said...

That "2 Girls, 1 Cup" video is easier to watch than that evil. Seriously, I find this so much more offensive than hardcore pornography.

Ms Harker said...

I had to turn it off! How uninterested were Pattinson and Stewart in presenting, they should just disappear up each other and leave the world in peace. Those girls need some therapy and yes perhaps something phallic shaped with batteries.

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the jaded viewer said...

Whose with me to going to Utah to stop Ms Meyer and her cult?

RayRay said...

I think the most disturbing aspect was these persons' need/desire to record and broadcast their reactions. Why should anyone care how they looked reacting to anything, much less the trailer for a crappy movie adaption of a crappy book?

Look, we have all been or are presently a fanboy or fangirl of something. But I did not squeal, orgasmically or otherwise, when I saw the Lord of the Rings trailer.

Imagine if these girls actually got into something good?

Lily Strange said...

@RayRay at least the Lord of the Rings dudes give one a reason to think about squealing. ;-)
I think back in the day when I was but a young sci-fi geek we cheered when we saw a trailer for The Empire Strikes Back. But none of us started crying like a long lost friend had returned, or pissed our pants. Jeezus-please-us!

vvb32 reads said...

Yeah, I admit I'm a Twilight fan. But these videos are disturbing. Had to quit the brit after a couple minutes.

Anonymous said...

You may have seen this but just in case you haven't here is another take on trailer reactions.

-DotW fan

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