1) I'm absolutely obsessed with Texts From Last Night. Today, they truly out-LOL'ed themselves.
Awesome.
(714): so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
(1-714): yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
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Hmmm... I think you've stumbled on a potentially booming business--Edward Cullen impersonator gigolos! I'll go get my L.A. Looks and body glitter!
Fucking hilarious! I know what I'm getting you for your birthday, two hours with an Edward look-a-like to do with what you will! Glitter for me baby... Glitter! ;)
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By the way, adore your new background!
xx
Thanks Ms. Harker :D
I hate merchandising. Next up, get your Twilight tampons!
There is a joke there, but I will leave it alone, for fear of never being able to keep food down again.
I'll go there, new improved streamlined, hyper-sanguine absorbent, get new Team Edward Tampons up you today! ;)
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That would be impossible, because then Edward would have to have human blood in him, and he's not a fan of that...PS; I HAVE A VAMPIRE JOKE.
a vampire walks into a bar and says (do this part in the voice of the count) ey barkeep, can i get a glass of blood? the barkeep says yes and sends him on his way
a 2nd vampire walks into a bar and says (do this part in the voice of the count) ey barkeep, can i get a glass of blood? the barkeep says yes and sends him on his way
a third vampire walks into a bar and says (do this part in the voice of the ocunt) ey barkeep, can i get a glass of water? the barkeep says "don't you want a glass of blood?" and the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "oh no! i'm making iced tea!"
Well, you guys definitely "went there". Lovely.
Oh, well...
There once was a vampire named Mabel,
Whose period was notoriously stable.
So one night in June,
She sat with a spoon,
And drank herself under the table.
:-)
Limericks, how very old school! I think we 'went there' and back again, funny, I almost fell out of my chair. JH can't believe I'm laughing so hard at a vampire joke!
Just to extend the wrongness, their couldn't be Team Jacob tampons, too much fluffing...
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I wrote an entire book of limericks when I was a wee lad. Of course, none of the dirty variety. Those came later :-)
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