HAPPY TUESDAY! Sorry about my lack of posting yesterday, I was suffering from the bubonic plague riddled in with some swine flu. Not really, but if I was, I'm sure the Discovery Channel or TLC would give me some hour long special in between John & Kate Plus 8 and the Mermaid Girl.
ANNNNYWAYS. So there's been a ton of these fan made movie posters for New Moon which is the second installment of the Twatlight series. Now, let me first say, you'd think that since these films have such an awkward cult following, they'd be able to find some better images...HOWEVER. They finally released the official poster.
Um, yeah, LAME. Number One, I still don't understand why the hell SHARKBOY is in this film. Who cast him? He's got this look on his face that resembles a bit of Mario Lopez on Saved by the Bell when he was being "concerned". It looks ridiculous. Plus, he looks like he's stabbing Bella in the FUPA. Or, the area that would be a FUPA if she was big. Why? I don't get it.
Edward, you're not a real vampire. You can go outside during daylight. So honey, say it with me....SUNLIGHT. The whole pasty vampire thing only works if you don't go in the sun, you're not fooling anyone.
HOW AIRBRUSHED CAN YOU PEOPLE BE?! I don't get it. It looks so unnatural, and maybe if this film was I don't know ACTUALLY SUPERNATURAL, I'd let you have it. And if you're gonna airbrush, do the whole thing. Kristen Stewart's hand looks like it's 900 years old. But THANKYOU for giving her normal hair. Dear lord. I just don't get why they had to airbrush the characters so much that they don't look like this was taken all together. It looks HELLA photoshopped.
It's called NEW MOON. and The moon is so airbrushed and blurred, it looks like the sun. STUPID. Ps; where are they that there is smog covering the forests? Sepia only works for westerns...step off.
I will admit there is ONE thing I like about this poster...The fact that Edward Cullen looks like he's saying BITCH PLEASE. If you put a blonde wig on him, and got rid of his crappy eye shadow, he'd be Regina George in Mean Girls. That's hilarious. But his "America's Next Top Model' pose is not hilarious. It's quite sad. If he took his shirt off, he'd be an Abercrombie ad.
EDIT:: At least they have trimmed Patterson's fringe which is probably why he has that look on his face becuse he can see who/what he is working with/on: 'Bitch please, I was in Harry Potter, where is my fecking agent I want to kill him for not getting me a better deal!' -Ms. Harker
You know what, I'd say the same thing if I was sharing a poster with Sharkboy and Jodie Foster's man-daughter from Panic Room...
That is all :)