Wednesday, November 11, 2009

TERRIBLE POSTER TUESDAY

Sorry for being a super slacker and posting this ridiculously late, but I'm currently being raped by my script analysis class. Needless to say, I'm running on 2 hours of sleep and I've ingested two bottles of 5 hour energy in the last hour and a half....SO I'M NOT SLEEPING AND INSTEAD WILL BE DELIVERING YOU PLENTY OF AMAZING ENTRIES! Okay, so saying amazing is a little bit pretentious but I like to be optimistic :)

This weeks poster was brought to my attention by love of my freaking life Pax Romano of Billy Loves Stu. How in God's name I've never come across this is beside me, but I will be tracking this down as soon as humanly possible.

Let us begin by looking at how out of place the title is to the rest of the images on the poster. If I see a film that has "voodoo" in the title, I'm expecting some witch doctor dude with a stick through his nose and a plate in his lip...not three people auditioning for the Men In Black Ken Doll and an 80's Hair Metal video inspired woman above a castle.

Okay, the Men In Black Ken Dolls are really hard to take serious in the state that I am in, but most likely hard to take seriously in any state. I'm pretty sure these men don't have molars anymore for how hard they are clenching their jaws to make themselves look like people who weren't rejected for H&M ads. I'm still trying to figure out whether or not this photo is posed or if they had their heads superimposed on the suit bodies. I'm leaning more towards superimposed due to the fact they don't have necks.

Alright, so "devil hair metal bitch with the long fingernails and obviously far distanced nipples due to how far apart her tank top is" looks like a painting. I've seen posters use photoshop, I've seen posters use paintings, but this one didn't hold back and decided to use BOTH! Congratulations, you made a shitty poster in two formats.
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Monday, November 9, 2009

THIS JUST IN

EDIT:: I FOUND THE EXTENDED VERSION OF THE VIDEO!


I firmly believe this scene is why she gets roles on Dexter, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, and Quarantine. If I was her, I would include this on my portfolio to get horror gigs...Just saying
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THE MIDDAY(smells like)MEAT TRAIN

Sorry I was gone yesterday, I had pageant junk all weekend, and one of the most horrifying experiences of my life on Sunday...here's the story.


It was a beautiful day in the Chicago suburbs this past Sunday and the people were scurrying around the station. Armed with a gently used Walmart suitcase and a WIU embroidered purse, I waited patiently for the 2:10 Metra to arrive in the station. Navy couples had said their farewells and women jerked their children away from the yellow line. The train pulled up quickly, screaming as it passed. My sister Erin trotted behind with pageant bags swinging past the bodies of the dean pan passengers. There was a disturbing odor of beer and regret as we eyed the cart looking for a seat. As we attempted to seat ourselves, Erin was then overtaken by an unseen force and her head was thrown into the overhang. As she slumped into her seat in excrutiating pain, a tall man in uniform screamed at me to keep my luggage out of the aisle.

It was then that we looked to our left to see a poorly tattooed man rocking slowly back and forth and breathing heavily. He had an Icehouse beer gripped desperately to his hands and he spent most of the ride singing to himself and staring at my chest. The two of us attempted to block out the stalking man by listening to iPods, but it was useless. He pulled out two cans of beer and held them out to us. With his eyes hopelessly fixated on my clevage, he held out his tattooed fingers and said "Care to join me?" We politely declined and the man became en ranged. He began leaning closer, and closer; so close that we could smell the alcohol on his breath and the Febreeze shower he had doused himself in before the train. He said "You will regret this", and began singing loudly to himself. We impatiently awaited the stop in Chicago while the man towered over us. That's when the phone calls began. "Give Peace A Chance" began twirling around us in the most horrific manner possible...34 consecutive times. Erin began frantically ignoring the phone calls but they wouldn't stop. An unknown number kept calling, and calling, and calling, and calling. Finally, they stopped. It was then that her phone was swarmed with threatening text messages that promised destruction and pain.

When the train finally pulled in, the two of us found ourselves running to the plaza. The air was thick, and a boatfull of men with suits drifted slowly down the river. It was then that the power of the man on the train overtook us. We became posessed and our faces began to deform uncontrollably. My eyes began to look cross and Erin's face began to stretch. It was only until a man without shoes placed his hands over us and screamed to Jesus that we were finally put back in our right places.

A few hours passed until I had to trek my way through the empty tracks to the other station. Lights flickered as rats scurried past and a man without teeth began speaking the gospel from underneath his newspaper hat. I found my seat on the train, placed my headphones in, and closed my eyes. It was then that he sat next to me. Standing at about 6'4 and a size of no less than 300 pounds, he placed his hand over his Bears jersey and asked "Can I sit with you, pretty lady?" I nodded my head yes as it was a sold out train and I really didn't have another option. The man REEKED of barbecue sauce and Bud Light. As the train pulled out, the tapping began. The man would tap his sausage fingers on the chair, on the arm rest, on the tray table, and on my knee. He grinned behind his red stained goatee and yellow teeth. I tried my best to squeeze next to the window, but it was useless. The barbecue scent overtook me, and I fell faint. It wasn't until I was 2 minutes from my destination that I awoke. The man had put his hand once again on my knee and exclaimed he was going to the cafe cart and I was more than welcome to join him. I politely declined and he drunkenly stumbled away, attempting to hold my hand in the process.

SO IN CONCLUSION, THE CHICAGO TRAIN SYSTEM IS THE CREEPIEST THING ON THE PLANET. NEXT TIME, IM DRIVING.
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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Ah, the Price of Beauty...


BJ-C informs me that a weekend of beauty pageant duties back home has turned her into a zombie. But have no fear, the Mistress of the Macabre will be back shortly. And then, you can have all the fear you want....

P.S. Thanks for givin' me your 300th post, Britt ;-)
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Friday, November 6, 2009

THE HORROR MEN I WISH I COULD SINK MY TEETH INTO

This weekend I will be reunited with my "Hell Queens" and will be singing at a beauty pageant for intermission :). Since this weekend will be filled with absolutely nothing more than cliche femininity, I figured a 19 year old cliche and girly post was in order. We already know that I gush constantly about oh so beautiful horror women, but I never really show off the eye candy the horror genre has given me to gawk at when I should be concentrating more on being scared. So screw it, here's my crush list of horror men.


CHRISTIAN BALE AS PATRICK BATEMAN IN AMERICAN PSYCHO
Alright, let's be honest. If you had the opportunity to bone THAT body but the only problem was that you were gonna die afterward by falling chainsaw...you'd actually have to think about it. I'll take the chainsaw, because then I know for sure my last moments were fabulous. Grawr.


RUPERT EVERETT AS FRANSICO DELLAMORTE IN
CEMETERY MAN/DELLAMORTE DELLAMORE
*sigh* All the good ones are gay. That's really all that needs to be said. He got to bone Anna Falchi, he's witty, he's sexy, he's half naked, and he'll save you from zombies...how could you not want him?! Oh yeah, if you have a vagina...he probably doesn't want you.

ELI ROTH
Nothing wins my heart more than having mad horror chops. Well, this guy makes horror films...and he's one sexy jewish man. In high school, all my horror companions were the awkward kids who couldn't get prom dates....LOOK AT HIM!! He's absolutely gorgeous. Not. Even. Fair.
PAUL SOLET
Those bright eyes, that scruffy face, those tattooed arms, that brilliant film making, the fact he replied to my facebook messages *sigh* yeah just read what I wrote for Eli and you get the jist of it ;)
JOHN TRAVOLTA AS BILLY NOLAN IN CARRIE
Alright, I've had a mad fangirl crush on John Travolta ever since I saw Grease when I was like 3 and a half, but when I saw him in Carrie...that hair just won me over. There's something so sexy about the jerk guy in high school that has the way to woo every single girl who walks in the room... *drools*

KEIFER SUTHERLAND AS DAVID IN THE LOST BOYS
Dear Edward Cullen, take your sparkly, pale, caterpillar browed, lack of fangs "vampire" self and take a few notes here from David. I don't care what your little Twi-Hards think....THIS is what the epitome of a vampire sex icon should look like. Kick Rocks. Love, BJ-C.
VINCENT PRICE AS WHOEVER HE PLAYS IN WHATEVER FILM HE'S IN
You gotta admit. Uncle Vinny is one hell of a good looking man. He's got that Fairuza Balk thing where you can't determine whether or not they're super sexy, or super scary. It's a good thing.
MALCOM MCDOWELL AS ALEX IN A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
Don't judge me, I'm not attracted to the character, I'm attracted to the actor....I think.
BRUCE CAMPBELL AS ASHLEY J. WILLIAMS IN THE EVIL DEAD SERIES
Honestly, if you must ask...you should leave my blog. Now....I need alone time with Bruce ;)
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Thursday, November 5, 2009

THIS JUST IN

Just because I felt like being weird, showing off my new haircut, and because I have an extremely wacky talent, here's a video of me doing ''the eye thing''
video
Please, feel free to be creeped out.
Peace, Love, and Brains
~BJ-C
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CHEMICAL 12-D: A ZOMBIE SHORT YOU MUST SEE.

Hey there Womanizers, BJ-C here with a very special treat for you. We all know how much I absolutely despise shitty college level film productions...but you know something, there is always the diamond in the rough, the light at the end of the tunnel, the gleaming glimmer of hope that we all look so hard for. My friends, I have found it and it is Chemical 12-D.



DePaul University in Chicago has seriously got themselves four brilliant future film makers with Mac Eldridge, David Wagenaar, Rob Davis, and Matt Nikkila. These four (with the help of countless others I don't have room to name) have created one of the best short films I've seen in I don't know how long.

On a budget of around $1000 dollars, Chemical 12-D is one of the most thought-provoking, aesthetically pleasing, properly paced, beautifully shot, and professionally made zombie shorts out there. There is better quality film making in this 8 minute masterpiece than in the entire Thicker than Water film. My absolute favorite part of the entire production is the EPIC zombie makeup. We all know how BJ-C is about her zombie makeup, and this film does not disappoint.


The short has already made quite a name for itself at film festivals like the Chicago Film Makers Citywide Showcase, Tromadance, and they've even nabbed a spot at Zombie Outbreak: Chicago's annual Zombie film marathon (I should be there with bells on!) I would love to tell you what takes place in this, but because it's a short (and I never STFU) it'd be too hard to spoil the living daylights out of it. Let's just say, I love it and if I love it, you'll love it too. If anyone out there is smart enough, they'll bug these kids to make it into a full length film. I talked to two of the three masterminds and they're down. I think it'd be a wise choice for Hollywood. I fully believe that this short could be the 2nd coming of GRACE, you know...when a short gets turned into an absolutely awesome feature film? Yeah, it's that good.

If you're lucky enough to hit the Windy City on November 14th, Zombie Outbreak will be showing it, and director Mac Eldridge will be attending armed with $5.00 copies of the short on DVD including commentary, behind the scenes, deleted scenes, and you know, the good stuff we nerdgasm over.



So say you fall madly in love with this short film and can't get enough of it, have no fear! The boys are working on a ton of other projects including a drama about the second coming of Christ.
There is a bright future for the horror industry and this short film, is proof of it.
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

BE JEALOUS THAT I GET TO GO TO THIS!

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WOMAN OF THE WEEK: Camille Keaton as Jennifer Hill

Oh hump day, how I've missed you...Hello my darling little Womanizers, BJ-C is back with her latest edition of our 2nd weekly feature; Woman of the Week. I thought a lot about who I should feature for the big comeback, and I'll tell you...it wasn't easy to think of one. Do I go character? Do I go super actress? Do I go for some obscure person that you've never heard of but shows off my horror chops as a total badass 19 year old woman? I figured I should go with what every writer is taught-and write what I know. As you may or may not have read, Day of the Woman aka I Spit On Your Grave is being remade. In order to properly acknowledge the absolute incredibleness of the film (other than naming a super popular and award winning blog after it ;) ) I have decided that it would only be right to make this week's WotW about Camille Keaton (yes, related to Buster) for her portrayal as Jennifer Hill.

Camille Keaton may not have a laundry list of Oscar winning performances to her resume, but she has graced us with a performance that has truly made her an icon (not to mention the banner of this here blog). Camille took on the role of Jennifer which is in my honest opinion, one of the most difficult characters for a young actress to take on. If you put it down on paper, she has to be sexy, down to earth, relatable, endearing, vindictive, violent, and strong enough to endure a rape for 26 minutes of a film while looking completely hopeless and vulnerable. Camille has the ability to do all of these things with incredible passion and believability.

The scenes that I feel truly showcase her acting chops and unnoticed talent are the scenes that show the aftermath of the 26 minute gang rape session. My heart breaks every single time I see the bruised, bloodied, distraught, and dirty frame of Jennifer Hill stumbles around the woods just looking for a way home. It's absolutely gut wrenching to see her face realize exactly what has just happened to her. The painful expressions Camille brings to the table as Jennifer Hill look so natural you believe this actress has actually endured rape.
Even though it can be argued that she becomes even more of a monster than the people who victimized her, we can't help but feel sympathy for her, as well as vindication. This photo above shows in my opinion the moment she realizes exactly what she must do in order to get revenge on the horrible people that completely destroyed her. For nearly 1/6 of the film, we witness this poor woman be completely broken down, and then she has the ability to become a vindictive, killing machine. It's hard enough for someone to play a tortured soul, but to be able to change emotions 180 degrees on the drop of a dime is incredibly impressive and she deserves proper recognition for it. I love this film for not only what it stands for, but for the breathtaking performance of Camille Keaton as Jennifer Hill.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

TERRIBLE POSTER TUESDAY: Pandorum

What's this? Could it be? Is this really happening? I can't believe it! It is THE RETURN OF TERRIBLE POSTER TUESDAY!!!! Yes my darling Womanizers, Miss BJ-C has ended her Halloween Hijinks series and is bringing you back some shiteous horror movie posters and some sassy commentary from yours truly. Today's program is brought to you by the letter C and F. C & F are the letters today because this poster is just one giant clusterfuck of awful. I had decent hopes for the actual film, but this poster is just horrendous.

First of all, this looks like Steven Tyler had sex with the poster for One Missed Call and had a child. The screaming jaw looks more like she's doing the wail in "Dream On" rather than being horrified. I'm also a little bit concerned as to why this she-manster's jaw is so long. Are you an alien from The Invasion? No? Then what the french is your deal!? I'm just highly confused as to why she's just standing there screaming. Unless this film was called "Posession" or "Frozen", the girl just standing there is really stupid.

Can we please also be concentrating on the fabulous hair-do this woman is rocking. I seriously think that she went to the Paul Mitchell intsitute and asked for the Bill Kaulitz. Maybe if the person in this picture was running or in a wind tunnel would this sort of hair be acceptable...but they're not. This person is standing upright and doesnt' show any signs of struggle. Maybe her hands are on those static electricity balls, or maybe she's just out of her mind.
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Monday, November 2, 2009

DAY OF THE WOMAN'S HEART BREAKS OVER I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE REMAKE


I've been dreading doing this post for a while now because I'm struggling how to put into words how up in arms I am over the remake of I Spit On Your Grave aka Day of the Woman. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand how much I adore this film, but in case you didn't notice; It's where I got the name for this blog, and I use the iconic shot of Camille Keaton's ass as my banner. The reason that this blog even exists is because of the impact this film had on not only on the genre, but on Miss BJ-C herself. Today the filming of the remake started and Brutal As Hell gave me an entry on how they would remake it. Here's my two cents.


My heart is breaking at the thought of this film being redone. I have said many times before that I don't have a problem with films being remade as they bring the originals to a newer audience that were otherwise unaware of the film's existence. HOWEVER, (this however is so big it needed caps) there are certain films that I believe should not be redone for the simple fact that even the smallest change could completely ruin its heart. The film has its faults as does every film (except for maybe Star Wars), but this is undoubtedly a flawed masterpiece. When the film was created, it was a time that didn't have as many "politically correct" and taboo subjects constantly buzzing around. We now live in a day and age where we must walk on egg shells in order to protect the feelings of the people around us. 1978 was a completely different world.


The first thing that I see them cutting from the film is the lengthy and very graphic rape scene. People that dislike this film tend to point out that the 26 minute gang rape is completely excessive and unnecessary. I respectfully disagree. Rape is a very serious thing and according to RAINN, someone is raped every two minutes. What makes it so horrifying to see a rape on film, is because it's one of those instances where we know, it could happen to us. The scariest movies aren't the ones where mutant monsters come and create a gore-fest, it's the ones that are real, and could happen to anybody. Why did Paranormal Activity freak out so many people? Because it felt REAL. Should films include rape, just to include rape? Not a chance. But is rape something that needs to be brought to our attention? Absolutely.


The rape scene in this film is VITAL. Without it, there is no set up for her absolutely brutal revenge on her assailants. These scenes were filmed in the 70's where we were flooded with video nasties but people weren't afraid to make them. It's not the same anymore. People take the easy route and they sugarcoat reality. I hate when TV portrays rape because they sanatize the hell out of it...AND THAT'S NOT BEING HONEST. We're going to end up getting a film with a rape scene that will be barely as graphic as the one in the remake of The Last House On The Left. This doesn't make me some sick person who wants to see rape, but the horrifying torture of Jennifer Hill is what gives this film such sting. The tagline of "this woman has just chopped, crippled, and mutilated four men beyond recognition...but no jury in america would ever convict her" only rings true if we get a real understanding of the pain that she endured which fueled her need for revenge. We're not going to understand her and the horror she experienced, unless we see it.


The second thing I see getting cut is the death of Matthew. If you haven't seen the original, Matthew is a delivery boy at the Gas Station one of the men works at and the hang -out spot for the other two friends. Matthew is also mildly mentally retarded. The reason the men even initiate the gang rape in the first place is so Matthew can lose his virginity. Although he is mentally handicapped, he is very aware that what they have done is wrong. The three men send Matthew to kill Jennifer after they have all raped her, but Matthew cannot bring himself to kill her. This action shows us that although impaired, he understands the difference between right and wrong. There is no way in hell this remake will include a mentally retarded person raping a woman. I don't think I even need to explain why this scene won't be included.

So say they do include the character of Matthew and they allow him to be mentally challenged, I have a suspicion that he won't be killed off. He'll become the conscience of the group and try to stop everything from happening, Jennifer will take pity on him, and she'll spare his life and let him ride with her in her speed boat off into the sunset. I'm not even kidding. You can bet your bottom dollar that if they include his character, they won't get away with killing him.


Jennifer won't be walking naked through the woods either. My guess is that instead of us having to witness the reality that is a bloodied, bruised, battered, naked, and vulnerable woman...we'll see a stumbling girl with a ripped wife beater (no pun intended) and someone slowly pulling her panties back on that were drug to her ankles. The most horrifying thing about this film is not only seeing the rape on screen, but then having to watch her recover. Plenty of films show us rape, but not many of them show us the mortifying look of a woman who has just endured it.


The old film in all honesty, doesn't have much of a plot. The film was completely centered around not only the rape, but the revenge. It's an exploitation film and it's showing us the absolute worst things that could possibly happen to us. If its remade, it's going to be very plot driven and everything is going to be so watered down it won't be the same anymore. It will be a completely different kind of movie. They released it originally without a rating. That was how the people making the film could get away with everything that they had done. The censors tried to rate the film "X" with what they were making, so they just released the film without a rating so they could do whatever they want. If the film is made with the same heart as the old film, it will undoubtedly get a NC-17 rating. If this happens, no movie theater will ever show it, so the film will end up sugar coated and it'll lose it's heart. George A. Romero released Dawn of the Dead and Day of the Dead without a rating and could do whatever he wanted but by the time Land of the Dead came out, he no longer had this option. He had to play ball and bite the bullet otherwise the film wouldn't get released. This is exactly what is going to happen with this remake.


To sum it up, this film is going to come out and be "safe" and it makes me sad. This film wasn't showing torture for torture's sake...it had a heart and it had a moral to the story. One of the few films I had hoped people wouldn't touch, is going to have politically correct and uptight fingers all up into it.
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Sunday, November 1, 2009

ALRIGHT YOU PRIMITIVE SCREWHEADS...

As promised, here is a little photojournal of my Halloween adventure :)
My friend Hutch (guy who helped with the chainsaw arm) likes to take action shots
I'm not sure how I'm standing like that...
I was quoting Army of Darkness here...
I can just sense the emails from the people who request me to do topless vlogs just FLOODING my inbox...
The man who helped make the costume
My attractive face.
I walked with a zombie...
Ash met a toddler firefighter
Had a slight run in with Wednesday Addams
I try not to scare the milk maiden.
Or the cow might get angry.
Blonde Snow Whites are way more fun
The start of the epic battle with Plaidman
It's okay though, we made up.
I then met a pretty cool cat.
and Super Mario
I found quite the sexy flight attendant.
I did my best to avoid the Swine...
Oh, and you know...these two.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Here's a little glimpse of my costume. There will be more pictures later. Promise!

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Friday, October 30, 2009

THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM HOSPITAL BEDS AND AMC MOVIE MARATHONS

Well Howwwwdy Womanizers. I am proud to say that I am back in the dorm room and fully functional once again. I will say that during my stint in the infirmary, I was blessed with no DVD player, but cable TV. HOWEVER, (this is a big however...hence the caps lock) I dropped the remote the day I got there, and my happy self was NOT getting up to get it. So I was stuck watching AMC's movie marathons all week. This isn't a bad thing to say the least, but it isn't a very good thing either. If you haven't been watching at home, they've had a pretty decent lineup, HOWEVER (there's that pesky caps locked however again) they've been repeating films like its their job. It probably is someone's job...but that's beside the point! I have watched Thir13en Ghosts a total of four times this week, Bride of Chucky twice, The Shining three times, The House on Haunted Hill twice, Halloween 4 twice, and Halloween 5 twice. Thank god I fell asleep the rest of the hours of the day so I wasn't to be burdened with things like End of Days...I somehow managed to get a nurse to bring me the remote and I also watched the entire Final Destination series on SyFy or some other channel excluding the 3-D shit storm...anywho, I've picked up a few things from watching these movies so many times, enough to make a little grocery list!

1) The Grady girls in The Shining aren't twins(in the movie)! I don't know how long it freaking took me to realize this or how many times I've watched these films, but they're 8 and 10. Last I checked, you can't hold a fetus in yo belly for 2 years if the twin sister has been born. Yeah, I'm a little late catching the Grady sister train but hey, these things happen.

2) The Grady girls are much more terrifying in the cafeteria type area in the hotel than they are slaughtered in the hallway...but that's just my opinion man.

3) Katherine Heigl is embarrassed and hates noting that she was the star of Knocked Up...and yet she doesn't ever talk about her regretful decision to play Jade in Bride of Chucky. Weird. Hilarious blockbuster comedy or absolutely ridiculously shitty horror film that is the joke end of the franchise...hmm...someone's got their priorities a little jacked.

4) Jennifer Tilly was an Academy Award nominee....Jesus H. Christ.

5) Thir13en Ghosts had so much potential to be absolutely horrifying. The Jackal and the Juggernaut are freaking scary ass mofos. Not to mention the Torso freaks me out as well as the (not nearly shown enough) Bound Woman. I will say that I got a little sick of the overly dramatic Angry Princess and her emo wrist cutting antics, but Christ that film could have been so freaking scary...and its not.

6) Is it really necessary for every 90's horror film to have a token African-American to make stupid ass comedic relief jokes? ITS A HORROR MOVIE, I DON'T NEED YOUR ONE LINER'S RAH DIGGA!

7) How in God's name could the dude who plays Monk ever procreate and create Shannon Elizabeth...

8) Damn my childhood for still making me shit a brick when House on Haunted Hill comes on and Price is put in that room a ma jigger. I get 9 years old all over again. That film may have scarred me for life. I am not ashamed to admit that. I was born in 1990. Throw me a friggen bone. This film is the reason I love old horror, without it...I never would have researched Vincent Price. Don't mock me. Bitch.

9) Jeffery Combs can do no wrong. Even in what is seen as a very very shitty film, he's still freaking awesome. I bow to you my friend. I bow to you. *bows*

10) I take it back. House on Haunted Hill isn't THAT bad. I'll admit the darkness nonsense is well...nonsense, but the hallucinations and the kills are pretty freaking weird and messed up...okay so the film is that bad. I can't help but defend my gateway film!

11) How heavy do those earrings Tina rocks in Halloween 5 look? They're like legit locks dangling off her lobes. Owwwwww.

12) Since when does Michael Myers know how to drive? Seriously, when the hell did he get time to learn to drive without doing that awkward stop start thing that all kids just learning to drive do? He should be winning money at the arcade, then he can hire someone to find Laurie for him and save himself the trouble.

Until next time my darlings....
Peace, Love, & Brains
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

THIS JUST IN

Dark Castle Entertainment tries just a little bit too hard to pay homage don't you think...
I mean Geoffrey Rush's character is named Stephen PRICE even.
We get it guys.

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