No matter how tall, how strong, how burly, how tough a man may look; there is always something that makes a man scream like a little girl to his mommy. Let's be honest, men just don't understand women. Somehow horror takes our worst fears and amplify them. Men have always feared women because they can't understand them. Athletes were told not to fraternize with women before matches because they would "take the edge off". Regardless of the feminist, sexist, whateverist nature of people today, this is an idea that has been spawned since the dawn of time. There's a reason women laugh at scenes of men getting their dick's chopped off and men start to sweat and tremble. They're scared of us! This is going to be the most stereotypical list ever put up on DotW, so ignore the PC obsessed nature of society and have some fun with it!It's your lucky day. You come across these two smoking hot teenage girls absolutely ripe for the plundering. You lick your lips past your molestache to make your move. One of the girls bats her eyelashes, JACKPOT. Wait, what's that? Her sister is changing...what is that sound? What's going on with her teeth? HOLY SHIT, SHE'S A MAN EATING WEREWOLF!!! Screwed. Makes you think twice about crazy siblings of hot underage chicks doesn't it?
CAT PEOPLE
CAT PEOPLE Alright, try this one on for size. You meet a smokin' hot, totally legal, and exotic fashion designer. You fall in love, get married, and the prude won't sleep with you! So you do the only logical thing, you start dating and falling in love with your equally as sexy assistant. It's only right, but then you and your lover are cornered by a vengeful panther! It's not just any panther, IT'S YOUR PRUDE WIFE! I mean, she was being nice and protecting you because any form of sexual arousal turns her into a fatal feline, but shoot...she could have warned you!
HARD CANDY
HARD CANDYOkay, so the legal thing doesn't do it for you. You're hanging outline chatting with smokin' hot prepubescent babes all day when you come across this intellectual 14 year old who lives right in town. Of course, the sensible thing is to meet with her since Chris Hansen probably has the day off. You meet her and she invites herself back to your place. Clearly, she wants to give up her seventh grade goodies to you. Everything seems like fun and games until she ties you up, drugs you, and attempts to castrate your perverted ass! Jeeze, what are they teaching in girl scouts these days?
DAY OF THE WOMAN/I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
DAY OF THE WOMAN/I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE Living in a po-dunk, middle of nowhere town sucks no matter who you are. So imagine your delight when this foxy, intellectual, city girl stumbles into your neck of the woods. She doesn't seem like the type to hang out with you and your tumbling, tumbling dickweed friends...so you plot to rape her for about 26 minutes or so. It's really nothing big. However, you and your buds raped the wrong girl. So say goodbye to your mentally challenged buddy, your dick, and say hello to a boat blade...IN THE FACE!
LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT
LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT So the last one didn't work out all that well and this whole rejection thing REALLY isn't your style. So you see this teenage hottie that's totally asking for it, yet she's not all that into you. So, you use the same plan of action you did for the last girl. She doesn't come after you this time! Yet, you wind up at her parent's place and they totally make your life a living hell. Sucks to your assmar.
TEETH
You've hit the motherload. She's 18, she's gorgeous, she's smart, and she's a virgin. Nothing in the world could be better than getting to tap this little number. Everything seems perfect until you stick it in and discover the truth. Vagina Dentata. Don't know what it means? Google it, and call a doctor.
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